Radio station KKOR (Kooks Kissing Obamas Ring) in Chicago announced today that a new federal agency has been formed to be known as Baracks Bucket Brigade, aka BBB.
Close on the heels of this announcement, volunteers descended on BBBs Acorn headquarters to sign-up, including among others, The New York Times, PBS, the Huffington Post, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, labor leaders, Hollywood elitists, commentator Chris Mathews et al, welfare advocates and George Soros various anti-American causes. Fox News appears to be the only holdout at this time.
BBB agrees to help take out all of those tea party SOBs who speak negatively about the presidents agenda.
Just in: BBB informs us that they have more than an ample supply of Obama Carry Water to last until the next millennium; or as needed.
BBB also says that it will pull up stakes and slither back into the darkened recesses of the great abyss once the hope for an utopian age is reached. Most should know by now, that the utopian age is an imagined future that promises joy, peace, and justice. If the utopian age is not voluntarily accepted by the masses, it may be necessary to created this utopia through revolution.