Mike Morehouse: A new Obama agency

10/03/2012 8:39 PM

10/03/2012 8:48 PM

Radio station KKOR (Kooks Kissing Obama’s Ring) in Chicago announced today that a new federal agency has been formed to be known as “Barack’s Bucket Brigade,” aka BBB.

Close on the heels of this announcement, volunteers descended on BBB’s Acorn headquarters to sign-up, including among others, The New York Times, PBS, the Huffington Post, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC, labor leaders, Hollywood elitists, commentator Chris Mathews et al, welfare advocates and George Soros’ various anti-American causes. Fox News appears to be the only holdout at this time.

BBB agrees to help take out all of those tea party “SOBs” who speak negatively about the president’s agenda.

Just in: BBB informs us that they have more than an ample supply of “Obama Carry Water” to last until the next millennium; or as needed.

BBB also says that it will pull up stakes and slither back into the darkened recesses of the great abyss once the “hope for an utopian age” is reached. Most should know by now, that the utopian age is an imagined future that promises joy, peace, and justice. If the utopian age is not voluntarily accepted by the masses, it may be necessary to created this utopia through revolution.

MIKE MOREHOUSE

Merced

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