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News Report: U.N. to "rebuke" North Korea on missile test

Which reminds me of this great lampoon I have seen in many places without attribution, so I guess I can quote it without reference:

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and

have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved'. Soon though,

security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit

Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940

when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized

from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British

issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of