Lee Haugen: Trump should call ‘pal’ Putin
May I be so bold as to expand on the Great Donald J. Trump’s foreign policies? First collect all of the arrearages from those NATO deadbeats (Donald you do know what a deadbeat is don’t you?). Second, give your pal, Vladimir, a call and offer to stay out of any Eastern European future conflict for a price. I think they call that ‘passive primping.” If that works out, you will have established a base price for the rest of Europe which is a much richer prize. With the profits, build a HUGE wall around the United States but don’t neglect the roof! P.S. For even richer profits, Donald, look to the west. I am sure China and North Korea would make it well worth our while to abrogate our SEATO Treaty.
Lee Haugen, Merced
This story was originally published July 25, 2016 at 1:58 PM with the headline "Lee Haugen: Trump should call ‘pal’ Putin."